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Continue to ChatI pity the young woman who will attempt to insinuate herself between my mama's boy and me. I sympathize with the monumental nature of her task. It will take a crowbar, two bulldozers and half a dozen Molotov cocktails to pry my Oedipus and me loose from one another. - Ayelet Waldman from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-pity-the-young-woman-who-will-attempt-to-insinuate-herself-between-my-mama-s-boy-and-me-i-sympathize-with